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Beeshie

I have to shave my beeshie before going over my boyfriend's house tonight
by Jenny Sais Quoi January 18, 2009
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Beeslyed

When one fails academically, as in failing an exam or class. Derived from Pam Beesly of The Office (U.S.) who failed out of art school.
Oh man, I totally Beeslyed my history exam and now I'm gonna fail the class.
by Cathy Simms Halpert August 17, 2020
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Pam Beesly Syndrome

Guys are said to have Pam Beesly Syndrome when they exist in a limited dating pool with one moderately attractive female on which all male attention has become fixated over time. Said fixation elivates the female's attractiveness exponentially over time, making her appear hotter and more desirable then she would in an open dating pool.
You wouldn't be concidering her at all if you didn't have Pam Beesly Syndrome.
by IAmProbablyPooping February 2, 2017
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Beesexual

Some who is sexually attracted to bees.
After Jason watched the "Bee Movie," he told everyone he was Beesexual.
by CheekyGeiser December 16, 2016
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Beese

A term mixing the words "cheese" and "bitch". Typically, Beeses are vomit-inducing assholes who sit around at home eating Cheetos. They tend to hide behind screens for a vast majority of their lives, but you can still almost smell the stench of Cheetos from your monitor when arguing with one.
"Hey, did you see that Beese the other day?"

"Yeah, what an asshole."
by Namazoo September 26, 2021
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Bee's Tits

Used to describe something that is random although either really cool or exciting. This is often used when first seeing something.
Person A: Did you see that game of frisbee it was huge!

Person B: Ya that was the bee's tits dude. Who would have thought so many people played here in Australia.
by CC7777 September 9, 2009
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Beestool

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"
Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
by Petelite December 13, 2008
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