A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"
We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!
Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
by thebah87 February 07, 2011
Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.
by jennacola March 08, 2013
The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.
by Jack369 June 29, 2014
Noun
A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017
The result of copulation between a man and a cursed corpse. The man's penis takes on the appearance of a hairy jalapeno.
Origin: The condition was first mentioned on the podcast "Learning to Curse with Adam & Chuck", where it is used as a recurring joke.
Origin: The condition was first mentioned on the podcast "Learning to Curse with Adam & Chuck", where it is used as a recurring joke.
Person 1 Hey, bro... how do you cure a bearded pepper?
Person 2 There is no cure... that's what you get for being a necrophiliac.
Person 2 There is no cure... that's what you get for being a necrophiliac.
by Learningtocurse August 28, 2018
When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.
After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011
When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
by TotallyDinosaur October 04, 2023