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Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019
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Avalanche ballache

Such a ballache it’s magnitude is multiplied so much. That it’s comparable to an avalanche. Buy that in ballache form.
That’s so unfortunate you can’t do the thing you wanted to. Been looking forward to it for so long.

That’s a avalanche ballache
by Alias opposer July 31, 2021
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Chris-Ballcancer

a person who denies having ball cancer yet wont show me their balls
yo bro you hear Alana has chris-ballcancer
by Jwill1109999999999 January 23, 2024
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Shawn Baloch

A guy who lives in Houston Texas cusses way too much says words like nigga nigger faggot and retarded a lot too
Shawn Baloch: fuck you faggot you are a fucking asshole

Shawn Baloch: You guys fucking retarded

Shawn Baloch: Faggot is such a funny word

Shawn Baloch: Retarded is such a funny word

Shawn Balovh you a bitch nigga ass faggot

Shawn Baloch: Shut the fuck up you retarded bitch ass

Shawn Baloch: Fuck that you retarded piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: You're a fucking faggot piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: you're a faggot

Shawn Baloch: Farrukh is retarded

Shawn Baloch: fuck this faggot nigger

Shawn Baloch: FUCK THAT FAGGOT ASS BITCH RETARDED FUCKING CUNT ASS FAGGOT NIGGA THAT BITCH IS DUMB AS SHIT FUCK HIM
by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024
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Ayushan Balachandran

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga he loves this word, says it every day
can be used as a compliment nigga Ayushan Balachandran
by igga098 September 9, 2025
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Canadian Ballcuzzi

When a male or something with nuts submerges their testicles into a cup of warm Maple Syrup while their partner blows profusely through a straw that has been inserted into the cup creating a jacuzzi affect. For added pleasure the penis is wildly jerked with a hockey glove covered in Maple Syrup by the blowers free hand until ejaculation.
I tried to convince Nancy to give me a BJ last night during the Maple Leafs game, but I had to settle for the good old Canadian Ballcuzzi instead.
by Artie J Saves December 4, 2025
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The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi
Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"
by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021
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