Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019

Ian

He is insane about girls.he loves talking about girls.he usually talks about how good they look mostly the lower part

That’s so Ian

by Mhhh343 July 25, 2019

Ian

An Idiot. Liked by nobody and that kid who will pull your chair out from under you in class and then blame you for getting mad. play video games and lives with his mom.

Ian is a idiot

by PenelopeTheCat December 10, 2018

Ian

Ian is a guy with a pau face that looks like Disney's animated character, Bao.

Friend 1: Have you seen Ian?
Friend 2: Yes, now I feel like eating Din Tai Fung.

by elvinkee July 13, 2019

Ian

Another ord for pasty ass cracker faggot.

Bully: You are dumb
You: Well then you're an Ian
Bully: (✖╭╮✖)

by TTV_West_Wolf December 25, 2018

Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

The Ian

He’s ugly on the outside and not half bad on the inside as long as you give him Twix

The Ian Is so ugly but can be friendly

by My_Friend_Ian February 5, 2022