Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.

Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.

by Not Albert April 30, 2015

Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.

"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily

by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023

Albert

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.

Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.

by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021

Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.

'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'

by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019

Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014

Albert

A man who likes Cherry Icees and studies theology

Man, that dude at Subway yesterday was such an Albert.

by James Bonnet October 9, 2020