White Boy

a white boy that has thin lips, small dick, looks like a monkey and most likely racist.

"jason's a white boy"

by sarxh April 28, 2021

White boy

Derogatory slang for a European male.

That white boy can't dance.
What you gon' do, white boy?

by chuckfs April 6, 2021

white boy

A group that should honestly just be their own ideology. I can't believe some people have the gall to depict them as human beings. They're loud, obnoxious, never shut up about their favorite sport as well as their spot on their school's varsity sports team, they're usually either Republicans or so-called "Democrats" with a savior complex (i.e. posting a black square for BLM), comment stuff like "L" or "Cringe" when an influencer talks about racism or the LGBT community, make unfunny pronoun jokes, won't shut up about "Emily BLM ACAB", thinks "Ratio" and "Quandale Dingle" are the funniest things ever, fetishize MLM relationships in fiction while also going "ayo sus" whenever they see a gay couple in real life, and always use that annoying phrase "Me and the boys🥶". Also will NOT shut up about white girls liking uggs boots and Starbucks, even though those girls at least don't obnoxiously scream in someone's ear every 5 seconds about that pumpkin space latte they drank this morning, like most white boys do with their sports teams.

Cole: There's this one mf in my 3rd period class I can't stand. He won't shut up about that touchdown he made in last night's game, yells really loud in the hallway, and keeps asking me if I know why "white girls love Starbucks so much".

Laila: Sounds like a typical white boy to me.

by superbowserfan64 July 30, 2022

Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..

by _BigClock March 4, 2024

Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.

Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?

by Milquetoast August 28, 2023

white boy syndrome

Tanner Olsen

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.

by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013

Singing White Boy

A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments

Harper: “Hey Gabby, do you like connor?”
Gabby: “No… He’s a Singing White Boy.”

by pandalover222 September 19, 2025