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Lana Dedrater

Lana DeDrater was the daughter of Marcus Crassus. When he was killed in the battle of Fagina, Lana ran backwards all the way to Rome to inform Caesar the triumvirate had fallen.

She ran backwards for 100 miles so as to never take her eyes off the enemy.

It is not a coincidence that Lana’s name spelt backwards is a reference to a private body part with learning difficulties- her father Marcus had a wicked sense of humor. After Marcus’s death and Lana’s epic run, when wanting to mock someone playfully in public, Romans would say they had the character of Lana Dedrater.

In modern day and in close running communities, Lana is now recognized as the patron saint of ultra running.
Cornelius my good fellow, you’ve all the traits of Lana Dedrater!
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Lana Sparks

Lana Sparks is the most talented musician singer songwriter in Seattle. She is madly inlove with her husband Cylis Deluna. Don’t fuck with her. She slays on stage and is fucking beautiful. She’s the Queen of this town.
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Lana is the definition of dumb, alongside that she is also quite stupid. If you come across a Lana, do not waste your time or brain cells trying to add to her knowledge, for it will only cause you to stoop to her level. Good luck.
Stranger: Her, your name is Lana.. Right?

Lana: Uhh... I think. I mean.. Yeah.

Stranger has now ran away.
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This is the kind of girl who one should never let go because once she’s loves you there’s no going back AT ALL! She’ll love you with all she has and always keep it real; you will never have to question her loyalty.
Don’t take her for granted and if you have her keep for for good.
Hey there’s Lana she’s a great person with a good personality.
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Lana is the best person you will ever meet and you are lucky to be best friends with her. She is so sweet, silly (goofy ahhh), LITERALLY STUNNING don't even doubt it, and I will miss her so much I never want her to leave me. She will hate me for this but she once stayed after school 30 minutes to wait for me so we could walk home together. There are so many more examples like that that just show how kind, and real of a person she is. She makes me feel so happy when I'm sad and I love staying up until 3 am wtching NP together. Love you lana and ill never forget youuuuuu <333333
"Omg lana, I love you so much and I am so happy to be your bestie. I will miss you so much."
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my Lana is the most beautiful and smart girl i have ever met, i love her so much and she is the bestest friend that i have ever had. she is my hunger games bestie, my Gilmore girls girl and many more. she is the one with the fashion sense, my skincare girlie. i'm so lucky to be your best friend. i will love you forever. btw girl your eyelashes are amazing. anyone who meets you will be changed for forever (in a good way). your pirouettes are amazing and i'm sure what ever you want to do when your older you turn in to a profesh dancer.
girl 1: omg look at those girls pirouettes who is she
me: OMG THATS LANA SHES AMAZING RIGHT!
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So hot and sexy oh my goodness hey Lana jahahahahahahahahah #lol
Wow look at Lana today they are looking so #lol
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