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Dylan

Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
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Dylan

Very cute and strong boys, and love the most they will do anything for girls in a relationship, if you mess with a Dylan you get beat up very very cute guys.
Dylan farted

Dylan is a sweet sexy boy

Dylan is the best
by Princess bubblegum May 21, 2016
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Dylan

MASSIVE PENIS. his penis can reach mars and back. He is cheating on his girlfriend and should stop taking drugs
Lol that is definitely Dylans
by Stilter May 19, 2018
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Dylan

A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.
Don’t be such a Dylan
by a massive nonce August 16, 2018
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Dylan

A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.
Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m
by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018
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Dylan

The worst boyfriend ever. He sucks because he cheats. He steals. He also flirts with lot her girls too. When you find this person with not balls. Just keep him out of your life as long as possible. He will ruin your life. But as long as you keep him out of your life you will feel so much better and the weather will be all sunshine and rainbows.
“Dylan is a big fat, stealing, cheating, flirting donkey.”
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dylan

a dumb ass kid with and increadibly small dick he is an ugly mutherfucker and when girls see him the scream and run and a fat ass
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its dylan
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