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Dylan

A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.
Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m
by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018
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Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
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A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.
Don’t be such a Dylan
by a massive nonce August 16, 2018
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A redhead that’s big and strong but at the same time has a stubby penis with cherry pubic hair
Oml Dylan is so dumb
by Iknoweverythingkid August 25, 2018
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MASSIVE PENIS. his penis can reach mars and back. He is cheating on his girlfriend and should stop taking drugs
Lol that is definitely Dylans
by Stilter May 19, 2018
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The worst boyfriend ever. He sucks because he cheats. He steals. He also flirts with lot her girls too. When you find this person with not balls. Just keep him out of your life as long as possible. He will ruin your life. But as long as you keep him out of your life you will feel so much better and the weather will be all sunshine and rainbows.
“Dylan is a big fat, stealing, cheating, flirting donkey.”
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Dylan is the most retarded person you will ever meet. Most people call him a fag and it's true. If u see a wild Dylan in the wild, scream "your an asshat" And he will become offended and call you ready or hit your shots in fortnite.
Is that, a wild DYLAN??? YOU'RE AN ASSHAT!
by Laffy Dumbledore May 29, 2018
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