Joe Gace Luck

A series of the worst luck anyone has ever seen. Lucifer wouldn’t wish this on his worst enemies. This is the equivalent of five straight hands of 2/7 in Poker or four 9’s & one 10 in Euchre. Also equivalent to marrying a hot girl only to find out it’s your long lost sister.

Synonyms: God Awful Luck, God Hates Me Luck, Fuck My Life Luck, Probably Gonna Go Toaster Bath

Antonyms: Jacob Culpepper Luck, Great Luck, Good Fortune

I’m having the worst Joe Gace Luck ever today! Fuck!

by WheresObama November 4, 2020

change your luck booty call

When one finds a member of another race and has casual sexual. I.e.: Booty call.

Did you hear Guido hooked up with Sutana?
Yeah things haven’t been going well for him, this change your luck booty call should help change his luck.

by Old Art May 2, 2021

Apollo 13 luck

Used to describe an unfortunate event which could have been far worse

in its outcome and therefore actually lucky.

That tornado tore off part of your roof but did not destroy your house and nobody was injured. Apollo 13 luck!

by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin June 24, 2021

27 years bad luck

This is what you get when you go hand to hand combat with a badger

I just went hand to hand with a badger before, looks like I’m getting 27 years bad luck

by Squires26 December 12, 2021

I’m stuck like a duck with no luck

When your stuck like a duck with no luck

HELP I’M STUCK LIKE A DUCK WITH NO LUCK

by Suster creator god June 16, 2022

suck-a-luck

Someone who literally sucks your luck out.

Man, I am never taking harry with me to the casino again, that dude is such a suck-a-luck.

by Monique27 August 30, 2007

hard luck harry

A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.

God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.

by dmccowan February 22, 2008