You're mom

A fat whale who gave birth to you

You: I love mom !
You're dad: She's a fat whale
Fat whale : You're mom

by You're dad 69 November 10, 2021

You're A kill

You're a funny person.

Lol, you're a kill.

by 2bfrank June 26, 2018

You're fine

Something that someone says when they're fed up with your crying

You're fine as hell you motherfucker

by Im7 October 12, 2023

You're not Jill!

To be in a state of not being Jill.

"Dude! You're not Jill!"

by Chris-dizzle May 18, 2006

You're so not that.

When trying to be something that you're not.

You think you're hot but you're so not that.

by SFA, BRoo January 24, 2006

You're a peach

You're a bitch. Used by southerners; said in a sweet tone but meant in a derogatory way - much like "bless your heart".

Oh, honey, you're a peach!

by TexasBandit April 21, 2022

You're Fired!

1. An exclamation of frustration, dejection, or contempt directed at the cause of those feelings.

2. An exclamation used to communicate the subject(s)'s exclusion from a conversation or social event. See: Talk to the hand

possible origin: tturtle & friends on #seattle @ irc.EFnet.net circa 1998

girl - "My mind is glowing."
boy, distracted - "...don't care."
girl - "You're Fired!"

by Karl The Pagan February 24, 2004