Vodka

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Vodka

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023

Vodka Rick

Noun.

Any drink containing Baja Blast, Vodka and every possible garnish the bar can provide. Originally invented at The Mothership Bar and Grille.

Language of origin: Stupid

“My guy, what is this?! This is just vodka, lime peel and sugar. I asked for a Vodka Rick, not a vodka Ricky.”

by Chrevort May 20, 2025

Bavarian Vodka Drop

The practice of putting "Mon Chéri®" up one's rectum and digestive tract, so one can wait for the "Mon Chéri®" to melt and get drunk by absorbing the alcohol contained in "Mon Cherie®" through one's mucous membranes.

Yo, I wanna get hammered tonight, let's take some Bavarian Vodka Drops!

by anonymous March 7, 2024

Nikolai Vodka

A cheap, shitty, bottom shelf vodka that comes in a plastic bottle that only broke alcoholics drink. If you want to get drunk for a buck and destroy your liver, drink Nikolai. Besides getting alcoholics drunk, the only semi-respectable things it's useful for are cleaning and mixing it with something that will mask the varnish-like taste that you're too cheap to use good vodka for.

KingCobraJFS while making a screwdriver on a livestream using Nikolai Vodka: "My favorite cheap vodka is Nikolai because the cap is black."

by dead666420 November 13, 2025