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European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.
Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.
by Ninjow June 17, 2021
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european telephone

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!
by poo pocet March 29, 2011
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European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
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European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad
by Durako June 25, 2020
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European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
by dagoobly November 14, 2023
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European Split

When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!
by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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