Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.

"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"

by grimeysox September 30, 2022

lilly bond

a complete shit head that all her friends think she's on crack, and is a big fat bitch and are extremely annoying, lilly bonds hate everyone at first but then if they like them they will be a dick head to them and then she says they are best friends lilly bond is a big fat crackhead who is a twig but say shes says she has an ass and is fat when shes flat all her friends think she is a poo

lilly bond is on crack

by fat fuckin pig February 19, 2020

Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.

Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond

by TheFrance October 12, 2022

sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight

please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say

by echkno July 18, 2025

Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children

Mr. Bond is so creepy yall

by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018

James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)

My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!

by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017

Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.

Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!

by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017