poppin' tootie

The physiological activity in which one is engaged during an episode of increased fart frequency.

"How's your night goin'?"
"Eh, so so. The dog's poppin' tootie tonight and it is real bad"

by Owen Wilsons Nose February 2, 2021

rudy tootie

hes an adorable little fluffball and yk hes a bit of a stubborn butthole and a little mean at first bc he jokes around a lot but once you get to know him hes the best, hes funny too and he makes a lot of stupid ass jokes but you'll laugh smh, there really isn't enough words to describe him, hes just a sweet lil babie

i love rudy tootie

by Moon_07 🐬 April 27, 2021

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

rootie tootie mcshooties

guuns
the thingys that make loud noises and hurt

oh no! they have rootie tootie mcshooties

by angry jellyfish :] July 1, 2023

Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.

Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothin’ around!! He’s always late!

by Podney Reete March 11, 2024

Scooting N Tooting

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime

I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019

pop a tootie

When your bum coughs

Excuse me— did you just pop a tootie?

by Ripvonginger August 22, 2020