According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG
Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021
Get the Thongmug. Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Valley thong whistlemug. Money made by a stripper, kept usually inside the thong strap while dancing. Originated by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content.
Guy 1: Man, I lost three hundred bucks at the strip club last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.
by Bludy August 26, 2011
Get the Thong-Dollazmug. PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
by scariscoolig December 7, 2022
Get the thongsmug. When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.
Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong
by TheJenerate October 19, 2020
Get the GG Thongmug. by Zoidfarb October 29, 2017
Get the Hungarian thongmug. 1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.
2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.
2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
by Candinator June 4, 2019
Get the Thongmug.