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Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )
We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!
by RobotScientist June 27, 2022
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Shocker.

If your holding up the shocker your prob a really cool person
That cool group holds up the shocker.
by Garywink May 19, 2022
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 17, 2023
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Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019
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Shocker

When A person is having sex and he accidentally slips it up her butt.
He gave me a shocker jessica!
by That Black Girl June 6, 2015
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Shocker

2 in the Bush; 1 in the Cheney

…you youngsters might not get it, but your folks do 🤣
Good thing I came first. As soon as I gave her the shocker, it was all over for her
by Big Kool-aid May 22, 2022
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Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.
Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?
by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024
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