A person who can't control their spending on credit cards, debit cards, store cards, or any other type of plastic.
Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009
Get the Plastic spastic mug.I told my new boyfriend that when we get ready to have sex, it's either paper or plastic, that's my policy.
by myhappydestiny September 15, 2010
Get the paper or plastic mug.Sometimes when you're really desperate (and usually drunk), you wake up next to a really fat chick with a face like a mangy dog. Whether you brown bagged it or not, the rumor that you slept with her has the possibility of spreading the second she leave's your room. Keep a plastic bag in your night stand for these special occasions. Just whip out that bag before the beast wakes, throw it over her face, and put that fat tub of shit down for good. Proceed to get rid of the body, as it might be evidence that you porked the porker.
The boys at the Frat house can never find out that I slept with Tina the fat lard, I better Plastic Bag this fat bitch.
by Frankieo April 26, 2006
Get the Plastic Bag mug.Plastic Paddy, A son or daughter born to an irish man or woman abroad, who reside in the home country there all there life but still consider themselves fully irish. Also any player that plays for Republic of Ireland football. See Matt Holland captain of Irish Football
by King Geogre the 5th March 8, 2004
Get the Plastic Paddy mug.An American man/woman who complains about the negative actions of others that have no impact on their lives.
"Did you hear Joe Bob bitching about Kaepernick and Reid kneeling before the game on Sunday?"
"Yeah, guess he doesn't know why they're kneeling in the first place. Such a plastic patriot."
"Yeah, guess he doesn't know why they're kneeling in the first place. Such a plastic patriot."
by 317Sight October 8, 2018
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Get the Plastic Lemon mug.The term 'plastic fan' is a phase that has been coined across the last 15 years or so to describe those people who follow a team without any real affinity to the club in question. An example of this is Matthew Bentley.
Matthew Bentley is a plastic fan because he supports Chelsea although he's never been to a Chelsea home game.
by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 2, 2022
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