Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

stage sweating

When a person joins the stage in a room on Clubhouse but does not say or contribute anything

Billy joined the room but he was just stage sweating

by random_shutter June 23, 2021

Stage Bug

A bad stand up comedian or solo comedy act

"Man there-s nothing but Stage Bugs tonight. These guys aren't even funny."

by Hyonkity July 27, 2020

National talking stage day

Invite your talking stage on a date and celebrate almost being in a relationship.

Jimmy: Emily let's go celebrate we are in a talking stage
Emily: why today?
Jimmy: it's national talking stage day!!

by National.day October 2, 2023

Bonus Stage

A shitty show about 2 roommates named Phil and Joel with their neighbor elly

Phil and Joel had sex with each other in the latest episode of Bonus Stage and Elly was just contemplating life after hearing them smash

by Weatherstripping May 21, 2024

Stages of Texting

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.

Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.

by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016

Stage Sick

Stage sick is when you are a performer and haven't been on the stage for awhile! You feel sad and want to be back to the stage!

Person : I'm so Stage sick I'm glad I have an audition coming up!

by Love_act January 5, 2017