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Alaskan Salt Shaker

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009
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Shapey

Consisting of a wide array of shapes.
The roller coaster was very shapey.
by Bailers February 28, 2011
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Bone shaker

A Bone Shake is when you get a "Shit Cramp" and take a poop that feels like it is ripping the lining of your ass
and it seems to go on forever and when you try to flush it it wont go down due to its massive length. it usualy requires you to break it up with a plunger or that "new" toiolet brush.... Also referd to as a young child around 6 or 7's first bug Dump!!! FOR SYMTOMS SEE: vicious dump.
"Hey Man i left you a boneshaker ha ha ha the plunger is next to the toiolet..... sucks to be you" Or "Mommy, Mommy i made a bone shaker.
by Ross Sukeforth December 11, 2006
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shaker

A contrived hand shake between 2 or more people for a photo opportunity.
Photographer: Hey Galway Advertiser social scene here. Would you like to be in the paper?
Ray:Ya Ya hold on and I get the brother as well.
Griff:Shaker Ray shaker.
The two brothers shake hands and smile for the camera in congratulatory style.
Ray: Now one more shaker with the wife.
by Super Fontaner December 20, 2013
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SHAPEASHA

No hair what so ever. Need a hair trasplaint. Need a new weeve
Brittany Henderson has no hair what so ever. She need shapeasha regrowth.
by savage08 June 11, 2006
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shape-shifta`

A young person emulating the look and gestures of different groups like rappers rockers pop`ers . On monday he`s dressing like lil`John with da grill, on tuesday getting a wig like Marylin Manson, on wednesday he-s getting the Elton John silly ass hat, and so on...

Usually suburbian white "fellow" with no friends and a hairy palm.
-Hey Cisco, I saw your cousin the otha` day acting latino and shit..
-Homie, that shape-shifta` ain`t my cousin. I`m pretty sure he was adopted.
by AdrianDemetrian May 31, 2007
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Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.
Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.
by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011
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