Rents

Slang for parents.

Literally short for parents, pa-RENTS! Now you know.

"Hey you wanna go for dinner tonight"
"Nah mate would be nice but can't, promised my rents I'd meet up with them"

by Maja_strawberries October 7, 2016

friend rent

The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.

That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.

by Controller Rick June 26, 2022

Rent boy

this is a guy who is in his 20s who you may meet in a bar and think you can go home with him for free and then surprise, surprise! You find out you have to pay money to have sex with him! And not only that you have to pay money to his pimp as well, in order for him to get permission to leave the bar!

While on vacation I took a rent boy back to my hotel and paid him money to suck on my banana. (And boy, did he do a real fine job at it!)

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025