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octo tridimensional popsicle stick

An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
You built like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick
by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024
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lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.
He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Coconut Popsicle

"when i suck dick, i just pretend its a coconut Popsicle"
by 69forfree April 21, 2019
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Smashed a box of popsicles

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.
by Loren SanD May 5, 2025
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Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.
Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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