Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.

We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.

by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022

The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!

Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”

by Keeper_of_the_Realm01 August 16, 2022

Popsicle-Stick

A joke so corny and overused, it belongs on a Popsicle-stick

"6 was afraid of 7, cause 7, ate, 9."

*Groan...* "That joke's has to be a Popsicle-stick!"

by angryzoomer November 11, 2019

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Popsicle Player

Term for streamers with an active audience.

Emma, you're a popsicle player!

by Digital Shark February 2, 2024

The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.

"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"

by Gryndle June 5, 2016

popsicle

what men use to describe their pee-pee

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT HIS POPSICLE! I WANNA LICK IT

by skeetskeetskeet0122 June 27, 2018