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poop socker

A person who is so engrossed in their MMORPG (World of WarCraft, EverQuest, etc.) that they forgo even the most basic formalities surrounding biological need, like going to the bathroom to defecate.

They poop in a sock instead.
Stop being a poop socker and come out to the bar.
by honkbert March 25, 2008
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poop boner

A need to poop that gives you a slight erection
Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.
by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006
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Poop Sex

First word, poop, second word, sex, whole word, pleasure, experience, unforgettable. Poop Sex is when two buddys or pals are cuddling and push their butts together. This intense romantic moment causes them to poop making the poop coagulate (scientificly reaction) and their poop combines going into both butts completeing the poop sex. This profecy has been around for many years. This message is also approved by Guy Feiri!
Hey bro! Wanna Poop Sex?

...Poop Sex?

My favorite activity is Poop Sex!
by poopsexluver74 April 24, 2020
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Poop Baby

A poop so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out of your butt.
OH MAN I JUST HAD A POOP BABY! I think I'll name it George.
by Poopmama February 15, 2009
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poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.
"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'
by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007
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Reverse Poop

noun

: that thing people are always worried about where somebody might sneak up behind you and poop their poop directly up your butthole. A perfectly rational fear, and one which most people are worried about every day.

verb

: the act of committing the above transgression.
"One of our greatest thinkers once mused that it was a blessing indeed that once something passeth through the butt-hole, then truly is there no coming back. Though the ages have proven this optimism to be shortsighted, verily the world would be better were it so. Woe be unto us, sons and daughters of Mankind, for from the time we can walk until our final breath, the terrible specter of Reverse Pooping is never far from our collective nightmares. We wake from dreams made unsound by visions of Reverse Pooping, slink from our beds, and spend each day in furtive creeping with an eye turned ever rearward, lest we be taken unawares with Reverse Pooping. Truly, it is a reasonable fear, and everybody thinks about it pretty much all the time."

~ St. Ignatius the Wise, from the First Canticle of "Reverse Pooping Is a Real Thing, And You Should Think About it A Lot"
by The Loremaster June 10, 2014
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poop deck

The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.
''Swab the poop deck!''
by just some random guy July 24, 2008
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