The Pipers Beak

A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin

'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'

'Sorry lad...does it stink?'

'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

piper

slut

omg ur such a piper

by bdidheisjfbf May 31, 2022

Piper carnley

Big fat munter

Biggest munter in outwood

Piper carnley is a big fat munter

by Mr telephone man June 28, 2022

Piper

A girl who bullies their brother's friend.

Me: Dang piper just said i'll die alone
Brother: Yea

by funnydudelolgetgood April 14, 2022

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

Piper is a beautiful person she likes games and play with her friends she is sweet and kind and sometimes she gets mad but 2 minutes later she’s the funniest person to be around

Person 1: that girl is so funny! Person 2: yep that’s Piper!

by Cyya March 29, 2025

Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018