Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019

Alphabet Pedo

A bisexual woman who refers to women as “Girls”

Jenny said: I’m going out with the girls

Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo

by Oksy Moron January 7, 2022

Pedo 666

callum a pedo that ruins ur whole mood.

pedo 666 means callum in toulouse, Do u know how to speak in Toulouse?

by Calinfree October 11, 2019

Pedo Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids

Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Pedo @1d@n

A very rare and scary creature if he gets to you he will use his very short and tiny dick to penetrate right through your bum hole he will Also get you in his van and do some very interesting things to you

Oh shit there's a pedo @1d@n chasing me

by Hacker10e72 August 23, 2019

NO PEDO

When you love children and express it, without wanting to appear like a pedophile, providing you actually aren't one.

"OMG this kid is too cute, no pedo".

by crrispydurian May 8, 2018

pedo

A sick fuck who's always behind children. they usually lock up children in the basement.

FakeRøbertø and Jeffrey Epstein got caught for being pedophiles

by RiggsGaming July 24, 2020