otterpop

My oc that is depressed and has a sad backstory bruh

Kid: I want an otterpop

Parent: Ya talking about that YouTuber? Bruh-

by otterpopWolfie April 22, 2021

otter

a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: hey man what’s an otter?

2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: okaaaaay?

by BUEnator May 18, 2021

Ottery

When a beautiful woman from the internet who you've never met before turns up at your house with a bottle of whisky and pegs you.

Pat: I'm pretty sure my night was better than all y'all

Sudi: good poundings?

Pat: my butt hurts, I pulled an ottery

by K rang June 12, 2021

Ottering

Ottering (VERB) The act of drowning and rapeing in that sequential order.

I sent so many texts to her, I felt like I was ottering her inbox

At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork

Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals

by Mother Nature is a savage June 19, 2021

Otterpop

Verb;
* When ya freeze ya dick and smash it with a hammer per say.

"Wanna Otterpoip bro?"
"Yo, this birdy wanted me to Otterpop in front of her."

by Boopfolia September 25, 2021

Otter fisher

A small ginger fellow with an incredible large penis, however he has an obsession with jamming it into large piles of cow shit and then proceeds to eat it off of his penis whilst ejaculating into a mug which he will drink after

Otter fisher is such a weird guy, he loves the taste of shit jiz

by The master cock November 23, 2021

otterwell

Meaning : man who touches kids and is a office predator

Example : Ash: have you see what dan did today in the office?

Fran: yes he raped me

Ash : that’s such a otterwell

by Rizzplop January 13, 2022