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online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014
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Iris Online

A gpotato mmorpg, based around the tarot and gypsys.
Has three races; Humans, Elves and Hybrids.
Person 1: Hey! Guess what? I just found a new game to play!
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: It's called Iris Online.
Person 2: Oh, ok.
by Inky-paws May 7, 2011
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Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013
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Toontown Online

This game was AMAZING, Disney shut down TTO in September 19st, 2013 but thankfully the fans revived the game. (Toontown Rewritten, Toontown Infinite Gone etc.)
Toontown Online was one of the greatest MMORPG's of the 2000s
by anonymous200020 April 7, 2022
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Online Commute

The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.
Hey John, my car broke down today, I'll think i'll just do online commute today
by AshiJ July 16, 2020
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Online Classes

+'' So what are you doing in this time?´´
-''I am in online classes, I'm so tired of doing homework''
+'' Me too,it's so horrible''
by im_not_even_a_real_person July 16, 2020
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online classes

when the quarantine arrives and you have to do this annoying shit
guy: hey theres online classes today

guy 2 : that shit is boring
your mom: STUDY YOU BITCH
by ahah very cool name April 27, 2020
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