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Melissa

Melissa is very sexy...and has a sexy german voice...
I was talking to a girl on facebook...melissa he name is...and she is sexy with a sexy voice...
by Mattbuck1988 February 3, 2023
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Melissa Rae Morrow

I am a person who is unique and loves with all her heart. I don't plan on having this last name forever, and I hope I don't. I want to get married and have kids one day, God Willing.
Melissa Rae Morrow thinks she is in love again.
by IDEFINEMYSELF June 13, 2021
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Melissa O’Neil

Melissa is the most sweetest kindest and cutest person ever. She has the most kindest soul ever

She is such a beautiful stunning and gorgeous woman. She is such an amazing actor and person 🫶🏼
Person 1: do you know who Melissa O’Neil is
Person 2: wait who even is that

Person 1: what planet are you living on
by Rookiefan February 23, 2024
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Melissa

A swagalious person. Super quirked up and cool. A wonder bestie for the restie🤪🤪🤪. Simps for random people. Cons: Is very abusive and will slap you
Person 1: Do you know who Melissa is?

Person 2: Yes she is such a girl boss
by StickySaltySocks April 15, 2022
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melissa

First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.

Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.

It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.

Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.

"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.

Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
Q: Did you see that melissa on the other side of the mountain?

A: Yes, did you smell it?
by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024
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melissa

melissa a girl that is thick strong superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pretty and like lightskin mist skin boy
melissa mean bee and a girl that is named melissa will never broke up whit here boyfrends melissa is a kiper
by hortencen July 7, 2020
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