Toronto Maple Leafs

A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.

"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"

by shaun7787 November 4, 2011

Maple Leaf fan

Definition for Greatest Hockey fan.
1) Intelligent and Dedictated
2) Feels sorry for anyone that is a Habs or Sens fan.
3) Sliently thanks god we dont have an annoying goal horn.
Plus our uniforms are the best.

Im a maple leaf fan. I live eat and breath toronto maple leafs!. GO leafs GO!

by lyn(leafs fan for life) April 15, 2008

go piss on a leaf

a way to tell someone you are upset or angry with them. you use this term if you do not agree with someone. it's slang.

Woah man! You look awful!
Oh go piss on a leaf!

by egt_13 May 22, 2017

Four Leaf Clover

The art of inserting the thumb of four different guys into the anus of another person, male or female. A special handshake is created to allow for the insertion of all four thumbs, which resembles a four leaf clover from a top view.

This dude was acting up, so we gave him the ole Four Leaf Clover.

by Hobomayhem August 8, 2017

toronto maple leafs

1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.

2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.

3.The team with the highest fan base

4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.

5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.

6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.

The Leafs are the best team ever!

by Leafs Kick @$$ June 2, 2005

Leaf Blower

COME ON PEOPLE! TIS IS DEFINITELY A STEREOTYPE OF A MEXICAN! STOP THIS INTERNET URBAN BLA BLA BLA CRAP AND LET THE WORLD KNOW RACIAL STEREOTYPES!!! ITS TRUE YOU, I, AND EVEM MEXICANS KNOW IT. A LEAF BLOWER IS A STEREOTYPICAL SLIR TOWARDS MEXICANS! THESE ARE WORDS THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW, DONT LET URBAN DICTIONARY.COM SLASH CALIFORNIA POLITICALLY CORECT LET YOU KNOW OTHERWISE!

Cops are chasing a Mexican and say, "STOP RIGHT THERE LEAF BLOWER!"

by umusthaveaproblemwithtruth July 16, 2022

Kentucky leaf blower

While giving love to a female, you put grass clippings in her vagina. You tuck the grass clippings really snug and whenever she coughs, sneezes, screams, or queefs she shoots out these clippings to a similar fashion that a leaf blower would blow them.

Yea man after mowing yesterday my wife gave me the Kentucky leaf blower

by g_dongz August 28, 2020