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Lana Cult

A cult on TikTok which is so embarrassing spamming comment on random tiktok posts thinking it is top comedy
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!
Person 1 Join the Lana cult!
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*
by DiorK February 26, 2021
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Lana Dedrater

Lana DeDrater was the daughter of Marcus Crassus. When he was killed in the battle of Fagina, Lana ran backwards all the way to Rome to inform Caesar the triumvirate had fallen.

She ran backwards for 100 miles so as to never take her eyes off the enemy.

It is not a coincidence that Lana’s name spelt backwards is a reference to a private body part with learning difficulties- her father Marcus had a wicked sense of humor. After Marcus’s death and Lana’s epic run, when wanting to mock someone playfully in public, Romans would say they had the character of Lana Dedrater.

In modern day and in close running communities, Lana is now recognized as the patron saint of ultra running.
Cornelius my good fellow, you’ve all the traits of Lana Dedrater!
by Shuksan Chan August 22, 2020
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Lana

A beautiful, smart girl who has a best friend of 7 years named Nazrin. <3
by Naz123 November 21, 2021
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lana

also pretty gay and apart of the albedo thirst team
“how the fuck do you pronounce lana’s username?”
by 4ntiz3y July 2, 2021
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Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey>> A woman that attracted to older men and enjoys the satisfaction of being seductive while drinking red wine
Ugh this Lana Del rey song makes me want to call him
by necialations August 13, 2022
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Lana

Lana is the girl you just want to be around, she’s genuine, loving, a go getter, she’s about her business and she’s just that bitch.
This is the kind of girl who one should never let go because once she’s loves you there’s no going back AT ALL! She’ll love you with all she has and always keep it real; you will never have to question her loyalty.
Don’t take her for granted and if you have her keep for for good.
Hey there’s Lana she’s a great person with a good personality.
by Rachel Zoe@23 November 24, 2021
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Lana

Lana is the best person you will ever meet and you are lucky to be best friends with her. She is so sweet, silly (goofy ahhh), LITERALLY STUNNING don't even doubt it, and I will miss her so much I never want her to leave me. She will hate me for this but she once stayed after school 30 minutes to wait for me so we could walk home together. There are so many more examples like that that just show how kind, and real of a person she is. She makes me feel so happy when I'm sad and I love staying up until 3 am wtching NP together. Love you lana and ill never forget youuuuuu <333333
"Omg lana, I love you so much and I am so happy to be your bestie. I will miss you so much."
by bang bang, bitch June 9, 2022
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