Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe
Lana will come for you if you disagree
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Very hotand I would most likely smash and she is slay i love her please marry me i want you please i am down bad please. hot
Lana is hot
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A female name for a person who is extroverted and has a good sense of humor.
Lanas mostly have a fit body and a nice round booty.
Lanas are smart but in their own way.
That Lana had a really fat butt
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A true best friend. Lana is not only loyal and kind but she is also caring, giving and above all else loving. Loving of animals of the beautiful world of nature of those closest to her and Netflix... Lana can easily make you smile without even trying. She is the definition of a ray of sunshine. Her only flaw is that she fails to see all the beauty she possesses. Lana possesses inner beauty as well as outer beauty. It's almost Asif het inner beauty shines so brightly that is makes het outer beauty even more beautiful. Lana is extraordinary, talented and above all a blessing.
Lana you are my ray of sunshine, thank you for being my best friend since the day we met. I love you -M
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lana is a great friend who will always be there for you. She tends to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation while calling and snores a lot. She's pretty cool and a big loser:)
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L: Likes to goof around and make dad jokes
A: Apparently the shows and movies you recommend are added to her “watch list”

N: Nice, caring, and a beautiful human being
A: An expert on any beauty or skin care related issues. Like she should be a dermatologist fr

All in all, Lana is a joy to be around and very resourceful. Blunt in a funny way, finds humor in everything. Questionable taste when it comes to memes/shows/movies but occasionally would recommend a good show or send a good meme. Got any skin care question? Ask Lana. Want a good spot to go eat or do anything? Ask Lana. Have a quantum physics question? Ask Lana. May we all have a Lana in our lives.
A: “have you ever met a bad Lana?”

B:”nah”
A:”hey man we’re planning this heist we need a good plan”

B: “let me ask lana
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