twat karl

while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter

DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!


yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch

by Jack Starbucks March 12, 2009

Karl Kristiann

Karl Kristian Braaten is a awsome guy with mirco-pennis disfunction. he is awsome and he loves to play vidoe games in his spare time. he also loves a girl in his class who used to be a guy.
Karl Kristian has a favorite youtuber which is HaakonPlayer77!
Karl is also known to have pennis-ecret disfunction!
he is aslo a big fan of big submasive woman in their 60`s!

karl is generly a nice guy

Karl Kristiann is awsome! with his mirco slong he can do anything!

by JayDogMadFresh April 21, 2022

Fuckin karl

Fuckin karl, is “karl” thats had a few drinks.

He’s a dick but he’s cool.

That’s fuckin karl. He’s a dick but he’s cool. He is my friend.

by Imadick512 November 24, 2021

Hot Karl

The act of shitting on your partners plastic wrapped face.

Honey, make sure to wrap your face tight with plastic wrap so I can hot Karl all over your face without giving you pink eye.

by Dikarydoepender July 25, 2019

Karl Jacobs

Pussy bitch who ruins everything

Karl Jacobs Is a massive puss and ugly as shit

by massiveball July 8, 2021

hot karl

a sexual event, where after receiving anal sex, a person gives a blow-job on the poopy penis

I gave John a hot karl yesterday, and it tasted like poo!

by Stesamee December 8, 2006

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005