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Josh

Josh is the cutest, hottest, sexiest guy you will ever meet. He puts people he cares about before himself (which he really shouldn’t). He always tells his partner how much he loves them in a heartbeat. If you ever date a Josh NEVER leave him because you won’t find anyone better than a josh. Josh also tends to have an above average penis (so great fun). Josh is the best person you will ever meet so you don’t ever want to loose him. You know he’s a keeper if he smells amazing and the sight of him takes your breath away.
Person 1: Who is the hottie over there.

Person 2: That is Josh
Person 1: Woah I want a Josh
by I’m the person with the truth February 22, 2020
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Josh

A fucking jizzrag that can't shut the fuck up about red dead redemption two.
"FUCK! It's Josh! Someone asassinate kennedy!"
by Saucy boye April 7, 2019
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Josh

"you gotta mean what you meme and, meme what you meme"
- Josh
1996-2046
A Josh is likely to say something like this.
by CuteMeox December 15, 2017
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Josh

A Josh is someone who dresses like an old man, arranges his pens, makes you a cup of tea. He enjoys gardening but sadly will never have a lawn of his own.
Person A: "you're clothes make you look like my grandfather."
Person B: "yeah, they make you look like a real josh."
by SpookleZz October 15, 2019
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Josh

The best fucking person you will ever meet
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Josh

Josh isnt really the most independent person, he is usually quite fat and he can never fight his own battles and almost always does everything in his power to be liked by everybody, even if that means backstabbing somebody

Josh's normally start of quiet then gets on the edge of a train track before jumping off onto a new one, not before crashing the train though.
"who was that kid and why was he acting like such a dick"

"eh it was probably Josh"
by YourAveragePeter October 10, 2019
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Josh

A boy who likes girls younger than him and is a very cool person. Once you get over the fact of liking little kids he is ok.
by Jackyboi007 January 10, 2022
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