Jessica

She's a horrible, selfish slug

Person 1: What's a Jessica
Person 2: I don't know
Person 3: Who's she
Person 2: She's horrible

by Shitstickhsejxnjdndndndndne February 28, 2019

Jessica

jessica is that one bitchy sister in law with a fat ass

Jessica's my bitchy sister in law with a fat ass

by ihatehomework December 15, 2018

Jessica

A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.

E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.

E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.

Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica

by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018

Jessica

Afzaal’s waifu

Wow look at Jessica’s thiccness

by Papa zal June 21, 2018

Jessica

I kind friend all around. However can be a big lier

Jessica is a Great Person

by Drinkurmangos June 24, 2018

Jessica

Jessica’s are very well known to be hated dislikes people. In other words they are hoes, especially Canadian and American ones, they are disgusting and probably potential molesters, they are very desperate for attention and smell like fish

Person 1: EW IS THAT JESSICA?
Person 2: She is so desperate geez.
Person 1: XD TRUE

by catgirl16 January 28, 2019

Jessica

A girl, usually a red head, who is secretly a guy.

A transvestite.

See that hooker over there, they’re a Jessica.

by Thottastic January 30, 2019