A jessica will typically diagnose herself with anxiety but laugh later on. She has a wheezing problem and think that she can turn people on with eating.
Person 1: Hey who’s that
Person2: oh gosh it’s going to take a lot to explain
Jessica: the girl everyone meets than thinks is crazy
Person2: oh gosh it’s going to take a lot to explain
Jessica: the girl everyone meets than thinks is crazy
by Daddyxoxotoomuch March 26, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.
by Thebiggestdick June 16, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. A girl who is mentally unstable she always starting fights with other an never takes responsibility for her actions she also has good taste in men and she’s a complete ticking time bomb
by Fortokemelayer June 11, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. 
Jessica’s are very well known to be hated dislikes people. In other words they are hoes, especially Canadian and American ones, they are disgusting and probably potential molesters, they are very desperate for attention and smell like fish
by catgirl16 January 28, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is the best person ever known, she will some day rule the world. She can be mean sometimes but everyone still loves her no matter what. She is a nice girl when she wants to be but can be mean when she wants to be. She's not too girly but she isn't a manly man type of girl. She has a very nice body and likes to go on walks sometimes with her friends. She likes to smack her friend's butt sometimes and especially her boyfriend's for some odd reason. She likes to eat ring pops, especially the blue ones at football games with her friends. She doesn't like getting gifts just like most girls but she really appreciates presents anyway. She can pull off any look and look 100% all the time no matter what she's doing. She has nice silky smooth hair with the cutest smile in the whole world and always has her hair up in a bun, in a rare occasion you see her hair down, so you better appreciate it! Everyone loves Jessica and will never stop.
Jessica is toiiiiight!
Is Jessica coming over tonight? She's pretty entertaining
This Jessica girl hot AF
Is Jessica coming over tonight? She's pretty entertaining
This Jessica girl hot AF
by fergdogthehog May 8, 2018
Get the Jessicamug.