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Garageitis

Commonly Known as the Inability to either operate or manually open your garage door

This is also a form of lil willy syndrome
Sorry lads can’t make it got Garageitis!
by Maximus Oralius July 25, 2022
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garage alley

Laura and Traci were on a burn cruise one night when they got pulled over. Traci says to Laura, "here put this in your garage alley so we don't get a possession charge".
by RoWags November 21, 2025
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Parking garage 69

A m/m/m threesome where they lay one on top of each other while being in a 69 position and the top male fucking the middle in the ass.
Yo bro my favorite position is the parking garage 69.
by Bosschick69 December 21, 2019
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oily boys in my garage

The word "Oily boys in my garage" Means that there are oily boys in your garage. Like Timmy could be keeping "Oily boys in his/my garage"
Robert, "I like autistic oily boys. They really tickle my pickle."

Mike, "I like keeping the oily boys in my garage."

Robert, "I eat little boys, they are yummy in my tummy!"
by Themaninyourgarage May 22, 2024
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Garage therapist

You know, people complain about the "dating crisis" and "population collapse" but no on ever thinks to attribute it to the rise of internet "garage therapists" who perpetually double down on their own made up and sophistical propositional ethics. OH WAIT! I forgot! The trough-line between all internet garage therapists! The inverse correlation between "blame" and "fault". See, what they've done is framed the situation in a way such that if someone is blaming you... THEY are wrong to balme you. By default. And people do it everywhere. You can see it in cooperative gaming. If you blame the worst player for their disproportionately negative role in the collective lose, theh will use the fact that you blame them to denying themselves culpability in their own failure. And it's the same thing garage therapists do. Rather then acknowledge when their ethos FAILS, taking responsibility for what they are putting out into the world, and (God forbid) acknowledge their own culpability, they need to deny themselves any liability. It's liability mitigation so no one can come back to them and say "I did what you said and it didn't work. My life became a falsehood where I was called on to deny the reality around me and call it improvement." I mean, what percentage of the time does their advice work?
Irrelevant. As long as it works for enough people for them to sustain themselves (even if it's only 10%) it doesn't matter to them. They bare no responsibility for their own ethos while feinting to be the moral arbiters of the ethos of others while making it a facet of their ethos to hold the failures of other ethical systems "accountable".

Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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Burn Garage

A dangerous location where thots wear high boots, cocaine is sniffed and cars are professionally wrapped. There are many conspiracy theories that this could be the beginning location of the next holocaust.
“Yo Austin can I come sniff a line, catch an std and get a quick wrap in the burn garage?”
by JamesND March 13, 2019
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Garage

by Golden Retriever Pub December 31, 2020
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