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I love a bargain but I won’t do it

Buying something
I love a bargain but I won’t do it
by Xadana November 30, 2023
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HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?
Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024
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<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>
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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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I Will Do It To Them

I Will Do It To Them
I Will Do It To Them
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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