Houdini

Disappearing on your significant other for hours on end with no warning.

Friend A: Sorry about last night, I was asleep
Friend B: I thought you pulled a Houdini on me

by Maximus𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐢 October 29, 2021

Pulling a houdini

When you eat ever single thing in sight to the point you can so much mass you collapse in on yourself and form a black hole, the only time you not eating your busting a nut in you bedroom and yes Dinis I’m talking about you, your real name is Hudson you live at 46.03198° N, 118.31820° W and your a huskies fan

RUNNNN FLEE TO MARS HES PULLING A HOUDINI

by Deacon steal December 13, 2024

houdini

having sex with a drunk girl against a window you make a quick switch with a friend then go outside and wave at her.

Last night me and Joe pulled a houdini on this girl. You should have seen her face.

by jewbean April 19, 2015

Houdini Douche

That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get

blamed for said douchbaggery

Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery

by kensobaby May 6, 2015

houdini headlock

The Houdini headlock is when your balls deep into a chick and at the last second before u bust a nut you choke her in a headlock and put your dick in her nose and cut all over yelling "HOUDINI" afterwords the cum comes spilling out of the mouth

I just gave this chick the Houdini headlock

by Slapurmum_m8 March 23, 2016