Hippo

A noob that is too heavy to carry in a video game

I played with a Hippo the other day, there was no way we we're going to win.

by DrayNicks October 3, 2020

Sexy hippo

BIG ASS, ASS AND THEM THIGHS MMMM OH YEAA *MOANS* *ORGASM*

hippo sexy sexy hippo mmm hippo sex

by KordieVook February 25, 2017

hippo dyke

An obese, sweaty, and manly female, such as:

a) Rosie O' Donnell
b) any Juggalette
c) your mother

Wow, bro, that bitch is a hippo dyke.

by ServThePerv January 15, 2011

Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022

Hungry hippo

Eating ass so hard that you taste shit.

I took the pizza man to the men’s stall and let him hungry hippo my ass hole

by Jasonbourne3 May 3, 2020

Hippo

Hippos are your end
Hippos are your start
Hippos are sleepy

Hippos are angry
Hippos are blue
Hippos are red
Some are even orange and green!

When someone threatens to open the hippo pen turn ur phone off and run before a tsunami spam wave ends you.

A: really annoying stoof that they won't be quiet about
B: I will hippo you
A: 🤐

by The unknown Ditto girl June 24, 2020

Hippo

Is very cool

Hippo is god

by Krystal.vr April 18, 2022