Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out

I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo

by Noodleasian dog May 16, 2018

Hippo

A girl named Amy, She's not a very good looking person, but shes nice.. (kinda)

"Oh my god! Amy is such a fat hippo!"

by a short dumbass April 17, 2024

Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

Big Hippo

The name of a certain special mate we all know and love.

F:"Hey, Big Hippo"
BH: "Wassup!"

by Big Dum Hippo September 26, 2020

Throwing a Hippo

The act of sudden violent , sexual , or otherwise unusual acts in response to being overcome with boredom or annoyance

Past tense threw a hippo

He was just throwing a hippo

by ?_? yay April 16, 2011