When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.
by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014
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Did you hear? My neighbor bought an 84 Cadillac DeVille. It only has the v6 so it's a real Highway Barge!
by NobodyKnowsThatGuy March 12, 2017
Get the highway barge mug.Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
Get the Highway Patrol Syndrome mug.The "choccy highway" is the descriptive definition given to a one's sphincter in the act of sexual intercourse when one or both parties desire to penetrate said parties anal cavity with their meat popsicle. "Choccy highway" is a neutral term that applies to both genders
Ill be driving up the choccy highway tonight fellas.
I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".
Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.
I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".
Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.
by Jordan Mc April 22, 2018
Get the Choccy highway mug.1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.
2. The worst fucking experience ever
2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021
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“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”
by The bees knees February 11, 2024
Get the Highway to the farting zone mug.In Ontario, Canada, the Ministry of Transportation Ontario calls a traffic signal, a highway head in highway design books and documents.
Funny everytime I think about it.
Funny everytime I think about it.
by Baked.potato.3125 January 19, 2024
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