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Highway Queen

When going on a long road trip a passenger princess turns into a Highway Queen, when they decide to pass the time in traffic with road head. Passenger princess + road head = Highway Queen.
“I’m borrrred.” The passenger princess said

The song *Highway Star* by Deep Purple plays on the radio.

“I know what you could do…” the driver replied unzipping his pants

Oh! Yes! I’ll be your Highway Queen!
by CupcakeCrack March 1, 2024
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Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
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highway barge

A specific class of land yacht that pertains to American made vehicles made between the 1970's through the 1980's defined by there large square bodies and low horsepower engines. However with spacious cabins and adequate fuel milage makes them excellent long distance vehicles.
Did you hear? My neighbor bought an 84 Cadillac DeVille. It only has the v6 so it's a real Highway Barge!
by NobodyKnowsThatGuy March 12, 2017
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Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
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Highway Mullet

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.
Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”
by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025
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The Highway

(N.)

1. A code/metaphor to say one is high on recreational drugs
2. A specific spot to smoke/inject/snort/etc
Ex:

1. Girl: Yeah, I'm on the highway.

2. Tweaker: I'm with George and Mason, Yeah can we meet you at the Highway?
by assholemcgee September 30, 2011
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