hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.

Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.

by MonikerZ March 24, 2011

Hangering Out

You are mad about being somewhere with people. You just chill and keep your mouth shut,

Was at a funeral for my best friend. Watching all these fake people pretend they were the best friend, yet they were never there for support. I'll just sit here hangering out until this is over. When is the funeral brunch, I am hungry.

by Jess Andrew April 23, 2025

jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty

"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "

by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013

Hanger Party

Where a group of women all collectively get abortions

"Hey Stacey, the month after prom I'm having a hanger party, can I count you in?"

by Chos3n Juan June 11, 2022

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

Hangers

Saggy balls

I prefer to wear briefs than boxers cus I have hangers and it gets really uncomfortable

by momomakesdo April 23, 2019

Ball Hangers

Pull on Shorts, typically mens or boys that are comfortable and allow your balls to hang.

Mom, do I have to wear Jeans or can I wear my Ball Hangers?

by ChristyJ February 18, 2013