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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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He’s had a Gazza

When someone makes a stupid obvious mistake
He’s had a Gazza swapping that bullseye for a deep sea diver
by Flazza November 7, 2020
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I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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had his chips

there are many different variation's of the "chip" it can be applied to all scenarios and you can even make specific variants for special occasion's. You will find that this can be a very versatile and im yet to find a time when it hasn't worked.

Here are some of my many different versions:

Billy chips: this generally apply's to something getting its chips fast.

Afghan chips: This apply's to getting the chips hardcore style.

jacker chips: This came around recently playing Halo: Reach and when I got jacked out my Banshee this new version was made.
oh hes had his chips
by SkillfulMmd1337 September 20, 2010
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THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself
by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.
Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.
by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021
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