Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.
I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam
by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018
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Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.
Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
by WilburWild December 02, 2010
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Gooch delivery

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby
Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery
by Prof McJerkson March 11, 2007
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Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.
She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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gooch gobbler

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man
nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom
by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006
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gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.
nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.
by a snazzle September 12, 2006
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gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!
by dee munee September 27, 2006
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