individual who possesses a one-way ticket to prison. who gambles not only their money and reputation, but also their sexual organs, their best friends, and their dreams by acting in ways which consequences forever ignite the most feared, internal nightmare. who consistently acts in ways that have proven unsavory time and time again in their past, yet who fail to yield the self-discipline and willpower in the present moment to learn a new way which most likely will lead to increased well-being. the only occasions that inspire them to attempt to make deep corrections to their internal affairs are hospitalization or the charge of felony. as much as you want to support the degenerate gambler because he or she is your friend, there comes a time when you must move on with your own hard-earned lifestyle and at the most, infrequently say a prayer for your ol' pal at the bedside.
by einsteen January 12, 2012
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Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.
For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!
by jigoku November 28, 2007
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Get the gobble gobble girl mug.Gabbies usually are super nice and will murder everyone when its her time of the month. She will star at her crush and wont give a crap. She tries to be flirty but it just turns into a epic fail. They will tend to go for a weird name: Kyler. She wont fall in love with someone too easy and will take a little while but if you are nice to her and look attractive, it will be easy. Guys will usually have to call dibs in order to find out who is going to ask her out. She will have a big butt and guys will often look down without noticing. Gabbie is not trying to though, she will try to be nice and kind and will fight anyone if they hurt her friends. She will secretly take a knife and stab someone if it means they will stop harassing her friends.
"I CALL DIBS ON GABBIE!"
by KabbieandNavannah January 20, 2018
Get the Gabbie mug.A contraction of the descripitive statement Goose by the lake. The term is contracted initially to "G.B.L"- vowels are added to make it more natural to pronounce, hence "Gibble" This term makes an analogous comparison to the gold digging behavior of certain segments of the female population to that of the canada goose, many of whom will run to a person if they suspect that they possess bread. A gold digger, like the goose at the lake will leave and find another person with money or bread.
Damn Jonny, that girl is such a gibble, she only dates you because of your maserati.
That fucking gibble, she left me when my money ran out!!!
That fucking gibble, she left me when my money ran out!!!
by neuroworld October 31, 2009
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