A large bald man, usually married to a “Karen”
Walks like he’s been bummed by a ten foot barge pole and drinks cheap lager.
Likes to think he’s right all the time
Walks like he’s been bummed by a ten foot barge pole and drinks cheap lager.
Likes to think he’s right all the time
by ShortArsedDwarf February 08, 2025
A quiet guy, he's always got his hands in his pockets and never wears a jacket out in the cold, he's cute, and has a nice smile, he always around his friends but doesn't talk to them much. If you meet him. Talk to him. Don't let him walk away!
by Iheartmyerss February 22, 2023
A absolutely hottie with a huge dumpy, Not only does he have a nice bum but he has the best personality and treats the girl he likes way better than he should, he’s athletic, and deserves the world, he knows how to make you laugh when your sad and he’s a good kisser, he’s honest respectful he’s literally perfect.
Franklin is the perfect guy.
by Princessteletubbie101 August 27, 2023
by Bobby_### June 08, 2024
A man who is usually found in brown glasses, most likely a swimmer, appears completely normal at first until you realize he's movements are npc like. He also appears to be straight at first until you realize he's actually extremely gay. Franklin will try to deny it but cannot run away from it.
"I heard Franklin was in a wheelchair!"
"Oh my god, that guy is such a franklin!"
"Why is that guy walking funny, he must be a franklin"
"Oh my god, that guy is such a franklin!"
"Why is that guy walking funny, he must be a franklin"
by Mr Roosevelt April 30, 2024
We were having a reasonable conversation when someone said something out of pocket and I issued a warning telling them “don’t make me Kirk Franklin” you
by The original Queen Bee March 17, 2021
A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.
You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024