finishing the document

Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations

“Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”

by Tralalalash September 27, 2023

finish quantum

A dishwasher tablet.

We use Finish Quantum to turn on the dishwasher.

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023

Finished FC

another name for VARchester Penalted

"Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"

by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018