fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.

by Bradford286 February 5, 2008

Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010

fighting like an old married couple

Skeppy and Badboyhalo in every video.

They were fighting like an old married couple.

by frogelmo October 7, 2020

reverse fingering

When instead of a guy going in and out of a girls pussy with his finger, the girl moves her pussy back and forth on the other person's finger. The finger is in place and not moving.

Monique said she wanted to get fingered. I got confused when she started reverse fingering.

by NorthKoreanKid69 December 22, 2013

Offguard fighting

When someone who's too weak to fight you straight up & fair has to get you when your least expecting it at the worse moment because they can't handle doing the real thing.

1.Hey did you see that girl run up and get her offguard?
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.

by Fam what's tha bam August 31, 2016

american sword fighting

American Sword Fighting is when Americans fight each other with their erect penis's and the loser is the one that finishes or loses his erection first.

I caught my sons Nick and Ben american sword fighting in their bedroom the other day

by A Savage Hobo November 23, 2013

fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads

HyperDimSergalV2 said this to magnitudemuffin to make him/her look like an idiot.

HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.

by Psuedonymous Bosch November 1, 2015