Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 21, 2024

carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.

"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//

by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025