The act of placing one's gaseous rectum directly in front of another's face and releasing the toxicity of that afternoon's meal.
by Tommy the Dutchman October 23, 2008
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The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.
Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!
The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.
Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!
That girl is beyond a freak! She wanted me to give her the ol' New Orleans Facial! Now, I've gotta change my sheets, but it was the best sex of my life!
by Visionary of Sexual Deviance January 2, 2010
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When a man draps his penis over a woman's nose vertically with his testes in both of her eye sockets and oozes his seaman into her mouth.
by MTG nut January 12, 2008
Get the Niagra Facial mug.example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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