Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

get evil

Getting evil is getting as fucked up as you can in a short amount of time

Bro, i'm gonna get evil tonight

by fratboiidante February 13, 2017

reverend evil

Really awesome guy who's funny and witty. Knows pretty much everything about everything. Can also dance like a crazy bastard. Likes the occasional drugs now and then.

Maen, Reverend Evil is sooo cool.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

Evil Bobblehead

creepy, sadistic little smiling toy that looks cute and funny. When it says "yes" it really means "no" it makes you want to kill yourself. He waits for you in the dark lounge at night. If you don't kill yourself the evil bobblehead will.................

Trisha "i bought this bobblehead at the toy store cause it looked so cute and now it keeps staring at me."

Edward"dud it want's to kill you. Watch your back it is a evil bobblehead!!!!"

by scarletwitch November 15, 2011

Evil-Fruits

i) A clan which by definition owns all

this can also be applied

ii)to the process of owning all others

i)I was like totally all over the server then, Evil-Fruits turned up andI knew I had to leave...

ii)OMFG I just got totally Evil-Fruited

by Evil-Fruits|R4zb3rry August 20, 2006

evil witness

1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time

2. starring absently for a long period of time

1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.

by Stonner Life November 20, 2009

Casually Evil

When someone is evil in a way that isn't blatant, but is more everyday. Nevertheless, it still makes you want to scream.

Bill is so casually evil. I mean, who takes a bite out of a Kit-Kat bar?

by ~l-_-l~ October 26, 2017